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Mike the Moderator: Good Evening and welcome to another Episode of: Demons of the Modern Times Today we reveal the terrifying truth about Trunky the Tree in: Trunky the Tree the Terrifying Truth We all know that demons can hide everywhere and have many forms. They don't have to be some gigantic bloodsucking monsters with horns and supernatural powers only the elite forces of the Neo Order can protect us from. No sometimes they take simple, almost harmless forms. Forms like a street lantern or maybe like a tree? And is that really what they represent? If you add some simple lines, like this. What does Trunky look like? Exactly like a...

Ilfana enters Solira's training hall and asks: "Got any pie?" Solira interrupts her training and says: No... Hiss off! "Aww," says Ilfana and leaves. Five minutes later Ilfana returns and asks Solira again: "Got any pie?" "I don't have time for your retarded games so get out and annoy someone else!" says Solira. Ilfana looks motionless at Solira. "NO! I don't have any pie!" says Solira rolling her eyes. "Aww," says Ilfana and leaves. One minute later Ilfana returns and asks again: "Got any pie?" About to burst Solira grabs Ilfana by the neck. "Listen T.O.L.!" Solira growls angry. "I got no pie and will never have any pie! Go into th

There once was a lil knight Sir Kunibert was his name He traveled his land not for fortune or fame All he wanted was freeing his country from harm Befallen by giants like a doom bringing swarm So he slipped in his armor, it was shiny and bright With fresh sharpened pincers and jaws ready to bite Although he had no heart it was still feeling heavy But a real lousy knight always had to be ready Oh he pinched and he climbed And he climbed and he pinched Till he found a weak spot in their slimy black skin Then he sucked and he drunk And he drunk and he sucked But the blood they were filled with was tainted and thin Oh he coughed and he puked A

Little Mary Thomson had a delicious pie. Along came Mr Millers, he wore a big red tie. "Hello Mary Thomson, may I have some pie?" "Sure thing Mr Millers, why don't you have a try." "Thank you Mary Thomson, what a delicious pie." "But I have to go now," he left and said, "Good bye." Little Mary Thomson had a delicious pie. Along came Mrs Winters, she was just passing by. "Hello Mary Thomson, may I have some pie?" "Sure thing Mrs Winters, why don't you have a try." "Thank you Mary Thomson, what a delicious pie." "But I have to go now," she left and said, "Good bye." Little Mary Thomson had a delicious pie. Along came her friend Nancy, she was

Arthtragus was a man of honor valor and virtue he lived in a small village with his beautiful wife Catherina and his lovely little boy Melicor. They were farmers, living a simple but good life and were very happy like the rest of the village. The village was very remote and so he didn't know yet that a dark shadow has come over the land and his simple days would soon be over. The first sign that something was afoot were rumors about a dragon in the mountains, who has attacked a neighbor village. Arthtragus didn't think twice when he heard about the possible threat to his loved ones. He grabbed the sword of his ancestors and put on his shiny a